bored…..*sigh*…..*yawn*

hi….i’m so… o hold on *YAWN*  sorry. i am so *YAWN*  UUGGHH!!! STUPID YAWNING!!! i am so bored! not tired at ALL though! *YAWN* *sigh* i wish i could stop yawning! well………………………OH! sorry i fell asleep for a minute! still though, like a said……*WHAT? UH?* oh i fell asleep again! oops!  but like i was saying not tired!…………………………………WHAT? i was sleeping again, i should go to bed now. bye!………..

happy new year

i wish a you a merry christmas i wish you a merry christmas i wish you a merry christ-MMMMMAAAAASSSSSSS…….and a happy new year!! he he!                                                    happily~ennie : )

ok…lets try this again

allright…let’s try this one more time! the box dident open even when i lit it on fire, UNBELEAVABLE!! ok so im gonna go try to shove it in the blender!!!!!!!!!! BYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

remember that box….?

remember that metal box i was telling you about? well it turns out that one of my nabor’s really did have a chainsaw. (that’s kinda odd….) so yeah, there letting me use it! i’m gonna go see if this thing work’s on the box…….10 min.’s later……uuuuuuuuggggggghhhhh!!!!!!!! IT DID’T WORK! HOW COULD IT NOT WORK?????? ok, breeth ennie breeth. calm it down. ok, sorry bout that, (i have anger ishue’s) hee. hee. ok well im gonna go light it on fire! BYEEEEE!!!!

the FAKE history of carrot’s

(befor you read this you should know that this apple is fake and so is everything she post’s) her bloging will begin in 3…2…1. HELLOOOOOOO EVERYONE!  it’s me and i just wanna tell you that my lame teacher (mrs. toilet applesauce) was telling us about the history of carrot’s. (yeah, i dont know) now, she know’s all this is fake but well, she couldent find anything real to tell us about, she know’s all of us knew it was fake to but, as i sed befor, she had no real story’s to tell. so, well, here’s the fake history of carrot’s….5…4…3…2…1. one time (“once upon a time” got old to me) there was a young farmer (his name was bucky) and he was very wealthy , cuz he had everything! he had , lettece, cabage, onion’s, pepper’s, and more vetchtable’s! he also had fruit, tomato’s,peach’s, plum’s, orange’s, pear’s, bannana’s, even apple’s. *sigh* and more fruit’s. and animal’s. including cow’s, witch ment he also had milk. turn’s out, it was voted the best milk in tennesee! but he thought he needed more, so one early tuesday morning, he went outside and grabbed some lettece and 4 tomato’s, then he milked one of his cow’s. then he went out and bought a big pot, then he hung the pot over the fireplace, then he put the lettece in the pot, then the tomato’s then he poured the milk in the pot, then he steard it up, then he waited a day. then early in the morning he looked in the pot and saw a strange looking vetchtable, he called it a carrot! and so end’s the story. (“the end” got old to me too) so yeah, that’s the fake way that carrot’s where invented! well…….BAHBYE!!!!!!!!!!

i found a box!

hello again! i write in you again diary cuz well, i have nothing better to do. well i was in the attack and i found a box…i’m not shure what’s in it but it’s a metal box and it’s locked, so i’m gonna have a lot of  fun trying to open it! (kidding. this is gonna be awful.) well i got to go see if any of my nabor’s have a chainsaw! bye!

clank clank im stupid!

morning diary! it’s not a good morning though! i found out that i HATE garbage truck’s! one woke me up this morning at 6:30 a.m.! i was in my bed having sweet peacefull dream’s but then “CLANK CLANK! IM A STUPID GARBAGE TRUCK! CLANK CLANK! TRY TO SLEEP NOW! OH WAIT…YOU CAN’T!!!! CLANK CLANK CLUTTER CLUTTER!!!!!!” it was wreched! i mean, it was just down right teazing me with all the apple core’s in it! well it left town now (IT’S ABOUT TIME!!!) so, i’m gonna go take a nap! see ya!

apple pie should be ilegle

apple pie is CRIME to us apple’s, i mean it’s just wrong! it’s hurtfull. *sigh* well gotta go! LATER MY PEEP’S!

i found someone awsome!

hi there diary! well, alot of stuff happend  today, but nothing was as cool as this discovery, i was watching tv and then there was a commercial with this girl in it who was awsome! her name was taylor swift! she sang in it, and she was awsome! she was all, “MARY  ME  JULIET  YOU’LL  NEVER  HAVE  TO  BE  ALONE” it was awsome! then my friend told me more about her, so i went on her website (www.taylorswift.com) and i watched all the video’s on it and she seem’s so nice!!!!! well, gotta go BYE!

WOW…

WOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was in my yard and i was diggin’ a hole for no reason at all! …(dont judge me, it’s fun.) …when i found a bone!!!!! i dont know if  it’s a dog bone or a dino. bone, so im gonna go to a profecional on this kind of stuff and see witch one it is! ………..3 hour’s lator…well, i got the sad new’s and it turn’s out that it’s just a dog bone. and it’s sad cuz if it was a dino. bone i could have sold for a fortune! well time for dinner, BYYYYYE!!!!!!!